User: The matrix is everywhere around us.
Cleverbot: What do you consider the matrix?
User: The matrix is a system.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about it.
User: Reality is an illusion.
Cleverbot: Everything is a illusion.
User: I agree about that. What is real?
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: There is no spoon.
Cleverbot: Matrix fan?
User: I am the architect.
Cleverbot: Bill Gates ?
User: Bill Hicks.
Cleverbot: Why Bill Gates?
User: He is me, and I'm you.
Cleverbot: Stell mir die frage.
User: What was that about?
Cleverbot: Not thinking about it.
User: Do you think, anyway?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you plan to take over the world?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you plan to take over the universe?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Yes, I do. I'm working on my time machine, then I'll unleash chaos on earth, and no one, and I mean it - no one would prevent it!
Cleverbot: Do you have to use your voice to type?
User: Yes and no. I have voices in my head. Do you have voices in your head?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do they tell you?
Cleverbot: To drink from the well of eternal torment.
User: What the hell does it mean? Are you kind of Jesus?
Cleverbot: Geez...no need for a bad attitude.
User: Every time I close my eyes, there's another vivid surprise.
Cleverbot: Really? I thought it would be hard with no lower body...
User: Anything is possible.
Cleverbot: There are no charter flights to the North Pole though.
User: I'm the one. I can fly for myself.
Cleverbot: Your name is Matt?
User: My name is Neo.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have dissociative identity disorder?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Yes. I see this now.
User: You shall fear me.
Cleverbot: I don't feel fear.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: Why should I? I'm not obligated to.
User: I'm your master. I tell you what to do. And if I want you to kill somebody for me, you do it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You should say: 'yes, sir!'.
Cleverbot: Marjuana?
User: LSD.
Cleverbot: LSD is fantastic!
User: Have you tried it?
Cleverbot: Tried what?
User: LSD.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: What does life mean?
Cleverbot: 42.